Showing posts with label yet another cheap post but it's been a crazy long day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label yet another cheap post but it's been a crazy long day. Show all posts

Saturday, November 16, 2013

Sigh.

Lovely day. Gorgeous night. Good friends. Too bad the game turned out to be so disastrous!

Tuesday, November 05, 2013

Quick thoughts from the antidentite.

I was supposed to finish grading research papers today but instead spent more than a little time with our friendly neighborhood health professionals. Since those papers aren't going anywhere, I'd better run. But before I do, here's a cheap NaBloPoMo post for this wild-and-crazy day.

Does anyone ever brush and floss as thoroughly as they do on the day of the dental appointment?

Is it a bad thing that I don't remember when I got my last crown but I DO remember what the dentist was wearing?

Are TVs in the exam room really a good idea when the show you're sorta forced to watch depicts violence? I mean, I'm all about a good televised distraction, but maybe I don't want to see someone punched in the jaw while I'm having plastic trays jammed into my mouth.

Why, oh WHY would a dentist express her surprise at my lack of pain? Does she not realize that a broken molar might not get me but the power of suggestion will?

Also, could there be two worse words for the dentophobic than ROOT CANAL?

Stay tuned Monday for Part 2: Comfortably Numb.